Joke Junction
- bpcnewsletter
- Jan 23, 2019
- 1 min read
By Ethan Joseph on Jan 22
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
“Make me one with everything.”
Two goldfish are in a tank.
One looks at the other and says, “You know how to drive this thing?!”
Two soldiers are in a tank.
One looks at the other and says, “BLUBLUBBLUBLUBBLUB.”
A guy goes into a lawyer’s office and asks the lawyer: “Excuse me, how much do you charge?”
The lawyer responds: “I charge $1,000 to answer three questions.”
“Bloody hell – That’s a bit expensive isn’t it?”
“Yes. What’s your third question?”
I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me when he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it.
What do you call bears with no ears?
B
As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field.
But hay, it’s in my jeans.
A man is walking in the desert with his horse and his dog when the dog says, “I can’t do this. I need water.” The man says, “I didn’t know dogs could talk.”
The horse says, “Me neither!”
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